Scott: What if I become a facist China pusher?
Andy: I don’t think your Mandarin is good enough.
Scott: I just have to be an operative and listening to the english.
Qiqi: I don’t think your english is good enough either.
Andy: Minus all the pointing and the yelling, I’m on your side.
Becca: After you left, he tried to make a move on me and I was like, okay bedtime!
Andrew: It’s just like Drake. Boring, uninspired.
Me: Yeah, you’re a gemini rising.
Scott: Double gemini…
Andy: That’s four people!
Me: What is that the guy you hate?
Prit: Who?
Prit: OH MY FUCKING GOD.
Me: Do you see anyone you’re interested in?
Becca: …
Becca: I’m gonna have another cookie, that’s what I’m interested in.
(chefs reveal disgusting dish on TV)
Andy: What is this obelisk of human arrogance?
Me: Wow, who planned this?
Sanila: His friend, the toenail-gate guy.
Andy T: The game will be gays versus straights.
Yi: Segregation? In 2026?
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