Jess: I saw her at Porter Robinson—
Andy: You went to Porter Robinson?
Jess: Yeah I know! It was at Cabana—
Andy: You went to Cabana?
Jess: I know, I was like, what am I doing here? And then I saw her at a Friends Only—
Me: You were at a Friends Only?
Jess: I know! I was like, where am I?
Me: Wagwan!
Becca: Oh god, they got you too.
Kaili: Don’t worry sis, he can’t even commit to hair.
Prit: I don’t give a fuck about ethics!
Andy: Not what I want to hear from someone that builds skyscrapers.
Cindy: He signed up for the London marathon. The ballots opened yesterday, you guys can too!
Amy: Why would we do such things?
Becca: These youths and their slime.
Andy: Oh yeah, let’s watch that horror movie again! Or do you want to forget? Not that you can forget things.
Me: (dissociates off into distance)
Andy: Can I have a sip of your coffee?
(sees alley full of cats)
Don: I’ve struck puss gold.
Jess: That was one of the benefits of the frisbee tournament. You could go to the strip club, club, or other strip club.
Sinyi: She was like, “more banana!” as the banana was coming out of her mouth.
My Friends Say Things 